Man!

if you thought this blog couldn't get any more exciting, it doesn't get updated regularly. Which, dear readers, I know keeps you on the edge of your seats, pondering, "Hmm, when will it get written in next and by whom?"

Crazy shit, I know. After all, I'm quite familiar with crazy shit. You want to see some crazy shit, melt down some crayons and drink the wax. Yeah, it tastes terrible. But you will produce some of the craziest shit ever!

Or try going on an all milk diet for about a month. Then after your poo gets to a creamy, yellowish-whitish color, drink something crazy colored like Kool-Aid or some obnoxious fruity drink (I'm referring to the flavor and color, not the people who normally order them). Man, that's some crazy shit!

For more fun, lay a nice solid turd in the toilet. Make sure it's a nice, dry one. Then leave it in the hopper over weekend. Come back and that sonofabitch is all swollen and twice as smelly! Now THAT is some crazy shit!