A River Runs Through It . . . .

. . . it being my fucking driveway. We had so much friggin' rain lastnight it overran a 3 foot ditch and over the top of our driveway and back into the ditch. Unfortunately it was back to normal by the time 6:30 rolled around. =/

So, on side of the mountain I get snow and a little rain all winter while on this side all I get is rain. And with copious amounts of rain you get 6 inches of mud everywhere. I'm moving to Arizona.

Oh, and one warning. Never get free installation from DirecTV. I swear to God they must hire the laziest, most ignorant people to do that shit. Three years ago we ordered the satellite TV with the free install. So, while I was at work (wife at home), these two clowns come out, drill a whole in the fucking floor (instead of dropping it down the wall), poke a whole n the screen to keep vermin from getting underneathe the house and call it good. I thought the nightmare ended there- until last night when I had to get under the house to unplug the sump pump which was going crazy pumping all the water out of the gray well. Turns out these fuckheads also stripped out the damn screws too. So, instead of 10 minute job, I'm out there until 11 at night fucking with a goddamm screen to get under there.

Fuck you, DirecTV. Fuck you and your free installation. I swear to God if my wife ever points out those clowns to me I'm going to punch them in the fucking throat.