Things I Think About While Sitting on the Hopper

I wonder if the automatic light system is turned to on?

I should really tear off that tiny bit of rubber on the toe of my boot.

When is someone going to get that booger off the wall?

I love it when my dog burps while I'm scratching him behind the ear. What a good dog. I need to make him a new collar with his name on it.

Ahhh. E really does equal MC squared!

If that one alien, Keska, on Star Trek Voyager, came from a race that only lived seven years at most, how could they build a civilization? Were they born smart or something?

What the hell did she see in Neelix anyways?

Damn it. The automatic lights aren't on all the way. How in the hell am I going to tuck in my shirt?

Maybe I should throw my hat over the stall. Nah. If someone walks in that'd be embarrassing.

Stupid lights.