alright alright already
Okay, so some people don't think I'm dedicated.
Some are threatening me and shit. Okay. Cool. ;)
But the truth of the matter is I don't have a whole helluva' lot to say. Seriously. Not a whole lot is going in my life and there's even less than anyone would want to hear about. I'm not a particularly deep person and, as someone pointed out the other day, I don't do anything useful for society in large. Unlike Doug Supernaw, ain't no deep thoughts coming from this shallow mind.
So, dear friends, don't be offended. I'm just not a particularly interesting person! I am the antithesis of interesting. Once in a while I daydream about fucking shit up, but there's enough violence and shit to go around. And it's just not all that interesting. Like the other day I had this urge just to throw my monitor through this big window. Did I do it? No. Interesting would have been actually tossing the fucking thing through the glass. But if I had, would I have posted it? Probably not. It's just not that goddammed interesting!
And I figure the last thing you all really want to read is my opinion on some stupid ass movie I watched. Or some big cultural event or some shit like that.
So, there you have it. I'm a very boring person who's hard on things!
but you will get shitty haiku every thursday!
Some are threatening me and shit. Okay. Cool. ;)
But the truth of the matter is I don't have a whole helluva' lot to say. Seriously. Not a whole lot is going in my life and there's even less than anyone would want to hear about. I'm not a particularly deep person and, as someone pointed out the other day, I don't do anything useful for society in large. Unlike Doug Supernaw, ain't no deep thoughts coming from this shallow mind.
So, dear friends, don't be offended. I'm just not a particularly interesting person! I am the antithesis of interesting. Once in a while I daydream about fucking shit up, but there's enough violence and shit to go around. And it's just not all that interesting. Like the other day I had this urge just to throw my monitor through this big window. Did I do it? No. Interesting would have been actually tossing the fucking thing through the glass. But if I had, would I have posted it? Probably not. It's just not that goddammed interesting!
And I figure the last thing you all really want to read is my opinion on some stupid ass movie I watched. Or some big cultural event or some shit like that.
So, there you have it. I'm a very boring person who's hard on things!
but you will get shitty haiku every thursday!
posted by MrHill at 5:06 pm
2 Comments:
I have yet to see the funny guy.
Nah, a copout would have been, "Geez, guys, I promise I will. I'm just so busy!"
And Canadians don't realize they're funny.
But seriously, nothing exciting happens over here.
Oh- and you never leave beer cans in the back of the pickup. Technically, you can get popped for an open container violation and it's more or less admitting drunk driving. That's why you toss 'em out for the can man to find! =)
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