Man!

if you thought this blog couldn't get any more exciting, it doesn't get updated regularly. Which, dear readers, I know keeps you on the edge of your seats, pondering, "Hmm, when will it get written in next and by whom?"

Crazy shit, I know. After all, I'm quite familiar with crazy shit. You want to see some crazy shit, melt down some crayons and drink the wax. Yeah, it tastes terrible. But you will produce some of the craziest shit ever!

Or try going on an all milk diet for about a month. Then after your poo gets to a creamy, yellowish-whitish color, drink something crazy colored like Kool-Aid or some obnoxious fruity drink (I'm referring to the flavor and color, not the people who normally order them). Man, that's some crazy shit!

For more fun, lay a nice solid turd in the toilet. Make sure it's a nice, dry one. Then leave it in the hopper over weekend. Come back and that sonofabitch is all swollen and twice as smelly! Now THAT is some crazy shit!

wow

I finally remembered my password!

Thursday Haiku

last week was porno
this week was Baptist College
internet jobs rock

Hello

and goodbye.

When the field's wide open I'll take the horse with the biggest heart.

Chopped Liver

Well, Matt, you're banned and I'm ignored. So I guess we see how we rate now. ;)

Invasion of Privacy

Its funny. Over the weekend I was banned from a popular message board. Apparently, a private message that I sent to somebody was read by the owner of the site. It was a private message, not public.

The owner somehow stumbled upon this private message... a message that was probably apart of over a dozen PMs to another user. Just so happen that this exact message got flagged by a filter that the owner put on PMs so he can combat SPAM? .....Why is his name a filter beyond me?

So anyways, in the message I said that the owner seemed like a prick. Well the owner, reading it-banned me immediately. He never approached me during or afterward Just Ban. His premise for it was that they did had banned people before for things they wrote in a private messages...

However, he was reaching. I am under the impression that those messages in the past either became public or were reported. ... In my case neither. It was public.

It reminds me of here in the states... obtaining evidence illegally. You cant submit evidence into court that was obtained illegally. Eventhough he is owns the board. The degree someone would go to punish someone for having a private conversation is ridiculous.

I am sorry I hurt his precious ego. But Fuck You now.

Censorship Rules people. Egos are fragile. Privacy isnt sacred.

Just the two of us

Aint that a song?

Yup sold down the river.. thats okay, hanging with guys is more fun... lol